#incorrect aphmau

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

[cherrilemon]

Katelyn: Stressed.

Zane: Depressed.

Travis: Possessed.

Kawaii~Chan: Obsessed.

Garroth: Impressed.

Laurance: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Laurance: I just wanted to join in.

[kishiqo]

Gene, at Aphmau: You only hate me because you don't like me and I'm mean to you.

Gene: Grow up.

[fruitcakebro]

Shadowknights have glow-in-the-dark eyes like deer. Garroth found this out while theywere travelling by night quite a bit while trying to catch up with Aph during the Malachi arc.

But after they caught up, they stopped travelling by night because Malachi needed to sleep. So Dante didn't find out.

Until months later, in the guard tower.

Laurance left something downstairs by accident, and went down to get it in the middle of the night. Dante was just about to leave on night patrol when he sees Laurance out of the corner of his eye and just fucking screams at top volume.

Garroth then tumbles out of bed and SPRINTS downstairs, because he's thinking like, 'oh shit, we're being attacked'. But then he gets there and just sees Dante with his back up against the door, and Laurance just standing there holding a bag or something.

Garroth then looks around and asks if everything's okay. To which Dante responds "How long have his eyes been doing that? How can he do that?" and then Garroth's like "How the fuck should I know? How does Laurance do anything?" and just leaves.

Laurance is of course, standing there giggling the entire time.

[moonlit-escape]

Aphmau: JUST SAW LAURANCE JUMP OUT OF A FED-EX TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND GARROTH LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO? Katelyn: You will never understand a warrior's bond

[nagitosstolenhand]

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[insert-username-here566]

Me while playing Minecraft and dying when on low health with no food talking to my partner who I'm playing with.

"Death is not an obstacle. It's a tool to be harnessed and utilized."

"..."

"What in the mcd Zane romeave type shi-"

[incorrect-aphmau]

[jurygarroth]

aaron may be the single most misunderstood mcd/mystreet character and it’s not even funny it’s actually really stupid and baffling

[theneverendingmystreetobsession]

Zane: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Kawaii Chan: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Kawaii Chan: Would you like me to tutor you?

Garroth: That was smooth.

Courtesy of incorrect quotes generator

[agua-cat]

Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 1)

CONTENT WARNING : SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE JOKE?

If you've watched deadpool you'll probably be fine?

ANYWAY, so my friends and I goof off as Aphmau Characters on Minecraft Servers and one time I was building a huge nether castle as Laurence when my partner logs on as Aphmau to come watch me.

This has resulted in a LOT of iconic quotes (including this one!) that I am slowly working on illustrating, because I think they're funny.

Blurred out my partners name and replaced it with "aphmau!" for privacy reasons, but I'm sorry if the writing is not too legible, I couldn't be bothered to take out my drawing tablet to write a name.

Laurence is also supposed to be holding blueprints, representing me building the castle (I am still building it and going CRAZY)

Here it is!

So there you have it. A goofy moment.

Likely more to come soon, but this is not going to be too frequent. It's just how I get over my nerves of posting on Tumblr

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

Garroth: So that’s my plan.

Laurence: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Garroth: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Laurence: It fucking sucks.

Garroth: That’s not constructive criticism.

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #24 SwapDaki!Yuu’s Ship

SwapDaki!Yuu: Lilia, you're under arrest.

Lilia: Wait, what? Why?

SwapDaki!Yuu: For stealing Giyuu!Yuu's heart.

Giyuu!Yuu: Did you just hit on Lilia for me?

SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm tired of WAITING, Giyuu!Yuu.

*SwapDaki!Yuu in a gremlin voice*: My ship will sail

[fandomincorrectquotes9]

Zane : FURRY

Aphmau: I'm not a furry

Zane : Listen, aphmau, you're willingly in a relationship with Aaron , who is a werewolf and the Ultima. You asked him to turn you into werewolf . Your father is a werewolf, and you were alpha in high school. You are a furry.

Aphmau: .......................

Zane: i rest my case.

Aphmau : ................. i'm still not a furry

Zane : Oh, right, you're a werewolf now .

Aphmau : I WAS NEVER A FURRY ZANE !

Zane : hmmmmm, debatable.....

[fruitcakebro]

*Bridge scene after the baby shower*

Zane: So what happened to your eyes?

Laurance: 'If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away', and your brother's ass was speaking to me in the most sinful of ways.

Aphmau, Garroth, Zane, and the two guards: *horrified silence*

[moonlit-escape]

Gene: Men nowadays are all soft and gentle, they get a girlfriend by complimenting the 'starlight sheen in their deeply beautiful eyes' or whatever. Men back in the good old days could simply get a girl by obliterating and 30-hit combo-ing any and all of the competition within a 10 mile radius of the nearest Hooters. Aphmau: where tf you finding these men at Gene lmao????? Gene: Hooters 25 years ago??? Aaron: Wouldn't you have been 7? Gene: My dad wasn't good